|Oh yeah, I made the picture extra large just to mess with you.|
See, she calls me "Miss Art," so I can totally make fun of her right back. That's how we roll. I think she did this to get back at me for getting us into trouble back in the day. I plead the fifth, but let's just say we've had some fun since second grade. But she must know I hate clowns in any form. Really, really hate clowns. I know I'm not alone. In fact, true clown lovers have to be rare. I designed a book for a clown once and it was all I could do not to scream during the photo shoot for the cover. Good times.
Anyway, if you know of a famous artist named "Jasper" who had an Emmett Kelly fixation, steer me there. I'll split the millions my dear friend is going to share with me when this "baby" sells! And sorry in advance for the nightmares.
|Jane and I at the Antiques Road Show. I'm the gigantic one.|